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    When flying to your next marble show...

    During a commercial airline flight, a Navy pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice and, while debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related paraphernalia.

    When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!"

    Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said nursing would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.

    The Navy Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "Damn, and all these years I've been chewing gum."

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    Re: When flying to your next marble show...

    too funny......

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    Re: When flying to your next marble show...

    HA!!
    Your guys and gals ROCK!!



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    Re: When flying to your next marble show...

    Good one Al, .
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    Re: When flying to your next marble show...

    I can't believe I read the whole thing for that punch line! LOL
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    Re: When flying to your next marble show...

    Hahaha!! Good stuff!!

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    Re: When flying to your next marble show...

    LMAO. Beats the heck out of chewing gum!

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